- hot guy: *sneezes*
- me: i would say god bless you
- me: but it seems like he already did
“losing followers”
or
as i like to call it
“narrowing down the list of people who are invited to a wicked awesome party with a bouncy castle and water slide and ice cream”
(Source: jaclcfrost, via respectmethugtoninatalia)
do you ever just get
viciously jealous
about people
like
no
that’s my friend
mine
(Source: dextrgrif, via proctalgia)
can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you.
(Source: l0stkeys, via thats-what-keeps-us-close)
